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Coast Guard Crib Sheet: Sleep Soundly Like a Brave Little Sailor

Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't just a product, it's a portal to awesome It's the missing piece to your personality puzzle, the secret weapon in your quest for coolness, the thing your neighbor will be straight-up jealous of Picture this: sunshine, good vibes, and you, effortlessly rocking this masterpiece It's so good, it's practically illegal So go on, treat yourself You deserve it